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[dwenius]

"Sleeping like a baby" - colloquialism, used to describe a sustained period of profound, motionless slumber, irregularly punctuated by explosive, frightening bowel movements, moments of crippling hunger, and face-distorting bouts of intestinal gas.

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Perfect.

[kmhoofnagle.livejournal.com]

I was just thinking about how the expression scarcely covers the sudden and unpredictable screaming in your sleep over gas or bowel movements. You've modified my definition most effectively.