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Big Brown may win the Triple Crown this weekend. He is a fine, beautiful animal with a nice bag of racing tricks (and unfortunately, like his trainer, a history of drug use). but people, be real now, Big Brown is simply not that fast. He was two full seconds off Secretariat's Derby record, 1.4 seconds slower than the Preakness record.
This year's crop of horses is, as they say, "not so grate, akshually". Winning a Triple Crown is very hard and I'd like to be more excited about it but I'm just not.
This has no relation to my longstanding and well-deserved institutional hatred of UPS.
This year's crop of horses is, as they say, "not so grate, akshually". Winning a Triple Crown is very hard and I'd like to be more excited about it but I'm just not.
This has no relation to my longstanding and well-deserved institutional hatred of UPS.
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Date: 2008-06-06 09:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-07 04:41 am (UTC)and I truly do think Secretariat's Belmont is one of the finest individual achievements by an athlete of any species in any sport. There aren't many other world records, especially speed records, that are 35 years old. So when I hear folks talking about how Big Brown is going to murder the field and runaway with the race, my first thought is, 2:24 flat, BB. I don't think he has it in him.
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Date: 2008-06-07 05:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-08 06:02 am (UTC)Actually pretty entertaining. American horse racing is quite the Hapsburg affair.