Marketing failures
Dec. 16th, 2003 11:30 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dweniusEverywhere, I see these inane Starbucks "Holiday Drinks are Here" ads. As though I've been waiting patiently, or something.
If Los Caffeinistas want their marketing to be as hip as they imagine it is/they are, they should instead be pimping two items:
1. "The Vince Guaraldi trio's _A Charlie Brown Christmas_ on sale here!"
2. "Herbie finger puppets are here!"*
I mean, duh.
If Los Caffeinistas want their marketing to be as hip as they imagine it is/they are, they should instead be pimping two items:
1. "The Vince Guaraldi trio's _A Charlie Brown Christmas_ on sale here!"
2. "Herbie finger puppets are here!"*
* the elf who wants to be a dentist
I mean, duh.
