Bottle Labelers who should be fired

[dwenius]

Who or what IS that?

No seriously, what the hell is that? I've decided to call him Mr. Mucus. Note well the stained wife beater and plaid pants. Clearly, a man of little repute and no fathomable regard. Also note, he is obviously surprised and somewhat distraught to discover that he is being swept away on a river of tasty grape-flavoured children's medicine.

Note also to parents: apparently, this stuff tasted like deep fried bile, as none of our children can be made to take a full dose. Even Rosie, who is wonderful with medicines, takes one sip from an eyedropper and says "Auuuuuugh! My mouf, my mouf!" It is very sad.

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[megasus4.livejournal.com]

That might be its name. It's in the commercials for the stuff.

[wisn.livejournal.com]

The character's meant to personify the mucus. It's designed to be as gross as they could get away with and still get airtime on HGTV and Food Network. Apparently the ad campaign is successful enough that they've come up with a whole family for the character, and they live in sub-Ralph-Kramdenesque squalor in your lungs or throat or somewhere.

[brokensymmetry.livejournal.com]

And then the rest of the ad agency can join them on the unemployment line: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8433089346480145772

[canetoad.livejournal.com]

That's... very wrong.

You're my new best friend.

[goddessem.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, the personification of the loogie. Long been the bane of my television-watching existence. For three years, i've been watching a giant booger act like Archie Bunker. And the commercials usually run when I'm trying to eat. And then they made it better by giving the personified loogie a CHILD. That's right, he has procreated. Which means, he apparently has loogie loins. He has loogie loins, and they have produced fruit.

it is to gag.


You don't know me. I'm emily. I just missed you in the Dak crowd. I'm married to skronk. Hi.

[glaucon.livejournal.com]

he looks like he's pooping grapes.

and while we're on the subject, my vet recently gave me some cat antibiotics that were BUBBLE GUM flavored.

'cuz cats love bubble gum.