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olympics so far...
Aug. 11th, 2008 01:03 amI missed the opening ceremonies. Oh darn.
Dear China: It's called a CD player. It will conveniently allow you to play a single track from beginning to end. Mine says "Made in China" on it. Perhaps you could buy one? I bet there really, really cheap there. What, you didn't think he would win, and you might need to have that part of the program debugged? Tsk tsk, poor quality control!
Dear My-man-crush-on-Phelps: Easy now, there's 12 days to go.
Dear France: You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don't get away with trash-talking Slim. Nuh-Uh.
Dear Jason Lezak: that was awesome.
Dear Brendan Hansen: bad time to have an off year.
Dear Katie Hoff: Please don't catch a case of the Hansens.
Dear China, again: mighty fast pool y'all built there.
Dear female gymnasts, all nations: Would it be possible for one of you to actually, you know, stick a landing? Or at least manage NOT to fall off your apparatus? This is the Olympics? Or in your cases, the Uhhhhh-lympics?
Dear Olympic advertisers: You suck. Except for the Allstate ad where Joan Rivers makes fun of her heinous facelift.
Dear McCain campaign: extra suck for you, those ads are terrible? like your whole campaign so far? See apple, tree, far from which you will not fall?
Dear China: It's called a CD player. It will conveniently allow you to play a single track from beginning to end. Mine says "Made in China" on it. Perhaps you could buy one? I bet there really, really cheap there. What, you didn't think he would win, and you might need to have that part of the program debugged? Tsk tsk, poor quality control!
Dear My-man-crush-on-Phelps: Easy now, there's 12 days to go.
Dear France: You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don't get away with trash-talking Slim. Nuh-Uh.
Dear Jason Lezak: that was awesome.
Dear Brendan Hansen: bad time to have an off year.
Dear Katie Hoff: Please don't catch a case of the Hansens.
Dear China, again: mighty fast pool y'all built there.
Dear female gymnasts, all nations: Would it be possible for one of you to actually, you know, stick a landing? Or at least manage NOT to fall off your apparatus? This is the Olympics? Or in your cases, the Uhhhhh-lympics?
Dear Olympic advertisers: You suck. Except for the Allstate ad where Joan Rivers makes fun of her heinous facelift.
Dear McCain campaign: extra suck for you, those ads are terrible? like your whole campaign so far? See apple, tree, far from which you will not fall?
